OK...so it wasn’t real school, but it was 6 hours one day of class work. It felt like 12 hours because it was grueling, long and boring. It wasn’t a subject I was really interested in, but they did their best to make it fun.
The school I’m talking about is the online “traffic school” that I had to do. Yes, a couple of months ago I was ticketed for going 80 mph on the 91. I know the speed limit is 65, but if you go 65 you get run over! I was trying to go with the flow of traffic...then I tried to determine the flow myself. That’s when I met my new officer friend.
Anyway, part of my vacation was spent with my computer for 6 hours doing this class. The funny thing was, they embed jokes into the reading to make sure you’re paying attention. The test itself was 1/2 on the jokes! That’s right. So here’s a couple of my favorites...
I wish my brother would get a job, so I'd know what kind of work he's out of.
Isn't it a little scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid somebody will clean them?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Wonderful experience!
Been there done that!
Hope not to do it again!
Dad
Sounds just like the kind of fun to avoid.
Glad to hear the online class worked out for you!